The ShamWOW (assuming you haven't seen the ADHD commercial) is a big yellow towel. This big yellow towel/waste of money is being held by Vince Offer/the creepy ShamWOW guy. Vince Offer also has a dark side. A side not filmed by ShamWOW cast and crew. A side that is angry and full of hatred toward his thick bushy bearded fellow infomercial host. That's rite you know were I'm headed. CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT!
The ShamWOW guy killed off Billy Mays. The motive was nothing topical. It wasn't for money or revenge. I was all because of the beard. The most attractive thing about Billy Mays got him killed. This is the diabolical plan behind the death of beloved minor TV personality Billy Mays. Billy Mays died the day after appearing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. This is an actual quote from that very show. "I have a bone to pick with ShamWOW guy." Billy Mays said that and now he is dead. Vince Offer already has a bad track record. (beating up a hooker) Late the next night Vince Offer snuck in to the Mays house and shoved approximately 286 ShamWOWs down Billy's throat. (Billy Mays weighed 258 pounds. A dry ShamWOW weighs about 1-2 ounces. A fully wet ShamWOW weighs close to a pound) Do the math. If you shove that many ShamWOWs in to somebody it will absorb all the body fluids and the victim will die. That is exactly what happened to minor TV personalty Billy Mays. (1958 - 2009)
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