The Amputation Diet (The secret to losing those extra pounds)

It is no lie America has gotten fat in the last few years. It is also no lie that if we don't do something about it soon America is just going to sink rite down into the surrounding ocean. We need to lose weight and we need to do it fast! This is a call to action people. Lose weight or drown. Now you may be asking your self "but If I gain a bunch of weight before we all drown wont I just float on top of the water?" Let me answer that for you. Yes you will float. In a recent study by a community collage in an obese town in western Pennsylvania, fat people float way better than skinny people. The problem is when you are just floating there in the middle of the ocean thinking about how you are responsible for just sinking a Continent. Below you lies a massive underwater wasteland of America. Now how do you feel?

Do not worry there is a simple solution to this crazy epidemic. It is called the Amputation Diet. The Amputation Diet is simple. All you need to do is follow the guide below!