The Cheshire Cat

As weird and bizarre of a movie Alice in Wonderland was, the cat grabbed my attention through out the movie. It's creepy smile and those giant green eyes reach into your very soul then eat it and spit it back out. My point is i could totally relate with this cat. In a weird way I felt like if I were a cat I would look a lot like this cat. Don't get me wrong. I am not a cat person just this cat. Any other cat I would just shoot it with my turret gun I have mounted on my back porch. (for cat killing purposes) I would not shoot this cat. Maybe I would ask it to breakfast at Denny's. We would discuss the politics and the current state of the economy. I would find out this cat is rich and has millions of dollars from stock market investment deals. He is also an incredibly successful gambler. That night we teleport to Las Vegas and he shows me how to win a game of Poker. He wins the round. His strategy is his massive grin. When he has a good hand he smiles. When the other players get use to his grinning strategy the cat switches it up on them and smiles when he has a bad hand. A successful bluff almost every time. By this time this cat has tremendously impressed me with his financial skills. We say goodnight and I'm on my way. We never speak again. I see a movie called Alice in Wonderland and what do you know there he is. The breakfast eating, Denny's loving, stock market investing, teleporting, grinning, poker playing cat. I was truly inspired by this cat. I was very glad I didn't shoot him with my turret gun.