The ShamWOW! (part 2)

In ShamWOW part 1 (STOP! go read part 1) I talked about the history of the creepy ShamWOW guy and how he was involved in the murder of Billy Mays. I was thinking about the amazing super absorbent yellow towel known as the ShamWOW. (If your a hater your would refer to it as the "ScamWOW") I thought of some other uses for this mysterious sponge.
Inventions
1. ShamWOW toilet paper (reusable)
2. ShamWOW tissues (also reusable)
3. ShamWOW Snuggie
4. ShamWOW clothing line
5. ShamWOW bed sheets
6. ShamWOW blow up doll

This got me thinking even more. What if living things were made from ShamWOWs. A dog's fur made from a ShamWOW! That would be a scientific DNA altering break through. Think about it. I think it is an amazing idea. Don't judge me! I know its out of the box, but so was the idea of cardboard. Guess what the box is made out of CARDBOARD! Think about it...............